I know this post is a cheap ploy just to build traffic, but here it is anyway. And this is true.
Was walking out of the grocery store on Thursday night when this tattoo-festooned blonde woman walked past me with a baby in her hands. She was accompanied by a dark-haired man who was pushing the shopping cart.
The blond woman was dressed in a terrycloth robe, looked "distant" and had tattoos all about her. The baby looked fine.
Upon reflection, it could have only been one person that I saw: Anna Nicole Smith with her new baby.
(Too bad I didn't have a camera with me, because maybe I could have sold the photos to the tabloids for millions!)
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